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THIS ONE DAY I WAS SITTING IN MY PARENT’S BASEMENT AS USUAL AND I GOT BORED OF FAPPING TO HORSE SEX SO I WENT ON CPWC LIKE I DO, LIKE, EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE LOOOL. SO ANYWAY, PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE USUAL SHIT LIKE NEOPETS AND CHILD MOLESTORS WHEN CRASHINGCYMBAL SAID “FFS7” AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE OMFG AND THEN ALL THE MODS AND ADMINS LIKE MARIA N SKELLY N SHIT STARTING SPAMMING SO CLERIC WHACKED THEM WITH HIS MIGHTY BAN-DILDO AND THEY BE BANNED.
AFTER THAT A USER CALLED ‘ALFREDTHEBOYLOVER69’ JOINED CHAT AND WAS LIKE “YOU SUMMONED ME WITH THE FFS7 BEND OVER AND LET ME FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE WITH MY TINY COCK, MY BOYS” THEN SUDDENLY CEILING NICK AKA WHYAMIREADINGTHIS JOINED CHAT AND WAS LIKE :l AND WHACKED ALFRED WITH HIS BAN-DICK AND ALFRED BE BANNED.
SO LEI WAS LIKE “OMG WE’VE BEEN CURSED BY THE FFS7” AND ANDY WAS LIKE “STFU NERD” THEN SUDDENLY CEILING NICK STARTED TYPING “PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS pigeon anus hue PENIS PENIS PENIS” AND HE POSTED PICTURES OF ANIMAL DICKS AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE CEILING NICK HAS BEEN CURSED BY THE FFS7 WE MUST CURE HIM SO THEY CURED HIM BY SACRAFICED HIM TO CLERIC USING A SATANIC RITUAL N SHIT AND PRAM WAS KILLED BY MR REMINGTON ONCE AGAIN LOOOOOOL.
This all started because of Weaver's stupid name.....DAMMIT WILLOW
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